Do you know any good cat jokes?

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Kennysplash

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I know a few cat jokes that usually make me giggle:

1. What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? A mew-sical band!
2. What did the cat say when it was happy? "I'm feline great!"
3. Why did the cat go to the vet? To get its paws-cription filled.

Do you know any good ones?
 
One of my favorite cat's joke is this ;

Why did the cat sit on the computer?
It's because the cat wanted to keep an eye on the mouse 🖱 😂 😂
 
There is one for me:

Why did the cat take a selfie - To capture it's purr-fect side.
😀😀😀
 
One of my favorite cat's joke will be ;

What’s a cat’s favorite color? It's Purr-ple.
 
Here's one:

Why did the cat go to the gym?
To maintain a pawsitive appearance!
 
Here's another funny cat joke.

Why do cats always get in trouble?
It's because they’re purr-sistent.
 
My goodness this is actually a very good one. 😅.
Sandex said:
One of my favorite cat's joke is this ;

Why did the cat sit on the computer?
It's because the cat wanted to keep an eye on the mouse 🖱 😂 😂
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Sandex said:
One of my favorite cat's joke is this ;

Why did the cat sit on the computer?
It's because the cat wanted to keep an eye on the mouse 🖱 😂 😂
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This one is spot on 😂 😂 😂.

This is one of my favorite cat's jokes.

Why did the military cat refuse to retreat?
Because it never backs down. They only pounces forward.
 
Ivar said:
This one is spot on 😂 😂 😂.

This is one of my favorite cat's jokes.

Why did the military cat refuse to retreat?
Because it never backs down. They only pounces forward.
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Well all they do is pounce! That’s a good one.
 
The first time I heard this particular cat joke, I couldn't stop laughing.

Why did the cat join Instagram?
To get more feline followers.

Now, how do you like that?
 
Stephen said:
The first time I heard this particular cat joke, I couldn't stop laughing.

Why did the cat join Instagram?
To get more feline followers.

Now, how do you like that?
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That's funny. As we need followers as human. They also need their followers as feline too 😂
 
My own favorite cat joke is why was the cat sitting in pawlice custody?

He got caught stealing all the catnip in town.
 
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