Share your favorite animal joke!

[Altair]

Who doesn't love a good animal joke? Whether it's a silly pun or a clever one-liner, animal jokes can brighten anyone's day.

So, let's share some of our favorite animal jokes! Here are a few to get us started:

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Why don't elephants use computers? They're afraid of mice.

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Why did the bear break up with his girlfriend? She was too koala-ty for him.

 

[Foxybananas's iconFoxybananas]

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted

 

[Henrywrites]

Who doesn't love a good animal joke? Whether it's a silly pun or a clever one-liner, animal jokes can brighten anyone's day.

So, let's share some of our favorite animal jokes! Here are a few to get us started:

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Why don't elephants use computers? They're afraid of mice.

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Why did the bear break up with his girlfriend? She was too koala-ty for him.

Why does a parrot speak too much instead of perking from here to there?

I got laughing hard at the squirrel joke too

 

[Sarah]

Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had a fowl breath.

Why did the parrot go to the therapist? It had a cracking problem.