I have a friend like that as well that believes cats are quite ominous. He even believes that they are somehow responsible for strange occurrences around them.
My cat does not even eat much. Sometimes it is a miracle to get him to eat enough, so I do not get to see him eat. But it does not mean he is sick though, he just has a low metabolism.
I so much agree with you. Cats are naughty, and they get away with their behaviours because they successfully deceive humans. Cats are not clumsy, they are so mischievous.
There is a popular saying that goes "You guys are doing like cat and dog". It just emphasizes that both animals do not often get along well. They perhaps see each other as rivals fighting for human attention.
Nope, I do not want any of my pets on the bed with men in any way. They try it of course, but when they see my disaproved actions they do not try it with me anymore.
Well I love kittens, they are just so adorable. Most of the cats I ever owned are females, sometimes with some males all living together so as to have kittens.
I have never had such experience with my cats. All of them are the cool and gentle types, in fact it baffles me when I hear that some cats hurt their owners. I cannot relate.